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Is masturbation essential for our health? Believe me, I scratch only for health benefits, which I've read, are many. I am interested in outdoor exercises only! | | For health reasons, and mental health reasons, it is important to clear the pipes regularly. I prefer to do that with wifely assistance. | My Funny Story about Masturbation 2nd Edition? I went on an outdoor survival camp for more than a week in the bush with about 20 other people, including 5 REALLY HOT girls and yer because we had to stay in a group 24/7 if you even tryed to rearrange yourself at least 4 people could see you. Anyway i got home saturday afternoon and found out my parents are going out to a movie so i was like "YES!!!" so that night i was nice a comfortable and enjoying myself when the BOMBS AWAY, the guys would no what i'm talking about when you haven't done it in a while you can get some good distance with your payload and it when staight up and landed on my computer keyboard, in a panic i tryed to run to get a cloth, triped on my pants and landed on 'it' and bruised my elbow, got up got, a cloth what was to wet then i waddled back to my computer trying to clean it and the spondge just made it worse and now my laptop doesn't work :( i told my parents i spilt juice on it) i think should just get a girlfriend so i don't have to keep doing this | lmfao good job man
yes i agree, get a girlfriend :P
but your stories are pretty funny :] | Best ways to masturbate, guys? I'm 18 and I want to know how to increase "the quality of masturbation".
I mean... naked/clothes, with/without lube, outdoor, porn? Any suggestions? How do you masturbate? Best way to masturbate?
Sorry to the most intact minds
Thanks in advance for all the answers
Cheers | | I like to be completely naked with lube, outside (I don't mind people seeing me naked, in fact it turns me on) with spit, and with some porn to get me started. Then, I put my ween between my 2 hands, and move my hands as if I were rubbing them together... it may only work for me, I don't know. Cheers | Pregnancy question please answer? could I be or not?? pregnancy question
please, I dont need rude comments, please just answer my question.
I really dont think I am, but im moving from state to state and the soreness im getting from lifting really heavy boxes sounds like whats being described and im tired, but I work hard all day and im one week away from when my period should be and I always get cramps the third week of my cycle. so does this help to give more details...?
I really dont think I am, but I tend to worry about things and over-analyze everything. and im starting to get very nervous. thanks. my boobs aren't tender and im not bloated, its not time for my period and I've had no spotting and I should be getting my period next week and I have cramps but thats usual especially a week before my period, my back is sore, but I've been moving HEAVY boxes and furniture, I get hot at night, but the ac where I live doesnt blow very hard in my room and usually, the outdoor temperature stays around 85 at night. I get headaches, but I've been getting them all summer due to allergies, am I just worrying too much? I feel really uncomfortable saying this, but if this particular detail helps at all... so we never even had sex, it was just mutual masturbation and he pulled his uh thing out before he fingered me. I doubt anything got on his hand or else he wouldve said so. if he knew. NO INTERCOURSE. and he did not for lack of better wording, blow at all. or anywhere me. i believe i am not. may i have your opinion please?
I've now gotten a very normal period. I get a little bloated during this time. my stomach hurts up above my belly button after I eat foods that give me gas. im not tired a lot. about the stomach thing.. it could be a hernia from lifting heavy things. im not constipated. I dont have headaches that arent sinus related. my lower abdomen doesnt hurt. when I think about this, I get nervous and that gives me a stomach ache. I feel perfectly normal when I dont think about it. could I be pregnant? or am I just paranoid 'cause I have nothing else to think about and my mind wanders? I feel alone alot and then i start to think of this and i get consumed by the idea and it makes me very anxious to the point where my stomach gets upset and i have an anxiety attack. please help me put this thought behind me by giving your opinion on whether i could be pregnant or not. i get the feeling im really not. but i dont know. please help
my stomach has een hurting for the past couple days and i have anxiety attacks about it and so for about the past week, i havent been eating all that much and throughout this whole summer, ive been going to bed at about 5 am. ive ALWAYS had trouble sleeping, but with not eating much and stressing myself out and not getting enough sleep, i feel more paranoid and nervous that the hunger pains im getting is due to a pregnancy. I also have pain in my whole back and feelings like side stitches where i usually get cramps. is worrying about having pain ther causing the pain there? please help. i dont want to have to worry about this. may i just have your opinion? | | If you didn't have sex, you are almost definitely not pregnant. It would have to be some crazy freak of nature for him to get some on his hand and get you pregnant that way. I think you're freaking out over nothing. Your body hurts because you've been moving heavy boxes. You're one week away from your cycle, so some cramping and increased appetite are totally normal around that time. I think you're ok. Try not to stress too much. With the moving and this stress you're putting on yourself you can make your period late from all the stress...which I'm guessing will freak you out even more. Relax :) | Please, you honest opinion. am i or am i not? please, I dont need rude comments, please just answer my question.
I really dont think I am, but im moving from state to state and the soreness im getting from lifting really heavy boxes sounds like whats being described and im tired, but I work hard all day and im one week away from when my period should be and I always get cramps the third week of my cycle. so does this help to give more details...?
I really dont think I am, but I tend to worry about things and over-analyze everything. and im starting to get very nervous. thanks. my boobs aren't tender and im not bloated, its not time for my period and I've had no spotting and I should be getting my period next week and I have cramps but thats usual especially a week before my period, my back is sore, but I've been moving HEAVY boxes and furniture, I get hot at night, but the ac where I live doesnt blow very hard in my room and usually, the outdoor temperature stays around 85 at night. I get headaches, but I've been getting them all summer due to allergies, am I just worrying too much? I feel really uncomfortable saying this, but if this particular detail helps at all... so we never even had sex, it was just mutual masturbation and he pulled his uh thing out before he fingered me. I doubt anything got on his hand or else he wouldve said so. if he knew.
now I have my period and at first it started spotting which I dont know if it usually does or not and now im super paranoid. I had an anxiety attack about it today. now that the spotting is sone it lasted for about 20 mins- 1hour, im back to my normal and usual crankiness and regular flow. now im starting to wonder if its that I was stressed for a long time and then I was lifting a lot of heavy things that caused the spotting to not be normally umm flowing? haha I didnt know how else to word that. what is your honest opinion? I know I've got my period so thats a first sign that im not. but what do you think? | Hi. I don't think you are pregnant. If you have your period there is a very very slim chance you are pregnant. If you want to completely relieve your anxiety, take a pregnancy test.
Just remember though, if a penis is in a vagina, there is a chance you could fall pregnant. Pre ejaculatory fluid can still contain sperm.
Best wishes on the move. | Which is more fun? Which is more fun? Please rearrange in order of your liking with you like on top. Remove what you dont like.
1. Having sex with your regular partner.
2. Masturbation.
3. Reading lots of p*o*r*n
3. Having an affair when you don't have a steady.
4. Having an affair when you have a steady.
5. Foreplay.
6. Driving very fast
7. Boozing
8. Smoking
9. Working out.
10. Playing some outdoor sports.
11. Hogging lots of food you like.
12. <Anything else?> | 1. Having kinky sex (toys/public/etc..)
2. Having a wild "1 weekend stand"
3. Playing some outdoor sports.
4. Music @ nightclub / dance
5. Foreplay.
6. Working out.
7. P*o*r*n
8. Masturbation
9. Vanilla sex | Very serious question to me. please give me your opinion. could i be? or not? please, i dont need rude comments, please just answer my question.
i really dont think i am, but im moving from state to state and the soreness im getting from lifting really heavy boxes sounds like whats being described and im tired, but i work hard all day and im one week away from when my period should be and i always get cramps the third week of my cycle. so does this help to give more details...?
i really dont think i am, but i tend to worry about things and over-analyze everything. and im starting to get very nervous. thanks. my boobs aren't tender and im not bloated, its not time for my period and i've had no spotting and i should be getting my period next week and i have cramps but thats usual especially a week before my period, my back is sore, but ive been moving HEAVY boxes and furniture, i get hot at night, but the ac where i live doesnt blow very hard in my room and usually, the outdoor temperature stays around 85 at night. i get headaches, but ive been getting them all summer due to allergies, am i just worrying too much? i feel really uncomfortable saying this, but if this particular detail helps at all..... so we never even had sex, it was just mutual masturbation and he pulled his uh thing out before he fingered me. i doubt anything got on his hand or else he wouldve said so. if he knew. | | I really dont think you are. you have backup reasons which are quite valid for every symptom and everything you are experiencing seems normal during the circumstance. Plus if you didnt have actual sex then its very very very very unlikely that you could possibly be pregnant. sperm cant live outside the body very long at all- not even seconds. If you are a week away you can take an early pregnancy test in like 3 days to put your mind at ease. good luck. | Pregnancy question please answer? could I be or not?? pregnancy question
please, I dont need rude comments, please just answer my question.
I really dont think I am, but im moving from state to state and the soreness im getting from lifting really heavy boxes sounds like whats being described and im tired, but I work hard all day and im one week away from when my period should be and I always get cramps the third week of my cycle. so does this help to give more details...?
I really dont think I am, but I tend to worry about things and over-analyze everything. and im starting to get very nervous. thanks. my boobs aren't tender and im not bloated, its not time for my period and I've had no spotting and I should be getting my period next week and I have cramps but thats usual especially a week before my period, my back is sore, but I've been moving HEAVY boxes and furniture, I get hot at night, but the ac where I live doesnt blow very hard in my room and usually, the outdoor temperature stays around 85 at night. I get headaches, but I've been getting them all summer due to allergies, am I just worrying too much? I feel really uncomfortable saying this, but if this particular detail helps at all... so we never even had sex, it was just mutual masturbation and he pulled his uh thing out before he fingered me. I doubt anything got on his hand or else he wouldve said so. if he knew. NO INTERCOURSE. and he did not for lack of better wording, blow at all. or anywhere me. i believe i am not. may i have your opinion please?
I've now gotten a very normal period. I get a little bloated during this time. my stomach hurts up above my belly button after I eat foods that give me gas. im not tired a lot. about the stomach thing.. it could be a hernia from lifting heavy things. im not constipated. I dont have headaches that arent sinus related. my lower abdomen doesnt hurt. when I think about this, I get nervous and that gives me a stomach ache. I feel perfectly normal when I dont think about it. could I be pregnant? or am I just paranoid 'cause I have nothing else to think about and my mind wanders? I feel alone alot and then i start to think of this and i get consumed by the idea and it makes me very anxious to the point where my stomach gets upset and i have an anxiety attack. please help me put this thought behind me by giving your opinion on whether i could be pregnant or not. i get the feeling im really not. but i dont know. please help | | There is a 1800 number on the url I'm posting under "source." It may be able to help you out. You may not think you're having s**, but to me, it sounds like you ARE. | Pregnancy question please answer? could I be or not?? pregnancy question
please, I dont need rude comments, please just answer my question.
I really dont think I am, but im moving from state to state and the soreness im getting from lifting really heavy boxes sounds like whats being described and im tired, but I work hard all day and im one week away from when my period should be and I always get cramps the third week of my cycle. so does this help to give more details...?
I really dont think I am, but I tend to worry about things and over-analyze everything. and im starting to get very nervous. thanks. my boobs aren't tender and im not bloated, its not time for my period and I've had no spotting and I should be getting my period next week and I have cramps but thats usual especially a week before my period, my back is sore, but I've been moving HEAVY boxes and furniture, I get hot at night, but the ac where I live doesnt blow very hard in my room and usually, the outdoor temperature stays around 85 at night. I get headaches, but I've been getting them all summer due to allergies, am I just worrying too much? I feel really uncomfortable saying this, but if this particular detail helps at all... so we never even had sex, it was just mutual masturbation and he pulled his uh thing out before he fingered me. I doubt anything got on his hand or else he wouldve said so. if he knew. NO INTERCOURSE. and he did not for lack of better wording, blow at all. or anywhere me. i believe i am not. may i have your opinion please?
I've now gotten a very normal period. I get a little bloated during this time. my stomach hurts up above my belly button after I eat foods that give me gas. im not tired a lot. about the stomach thing.. it could be a hernia from lifting heavy things. im not constipated. I dont have headaches that arent sinus related. my lower abdomen doesnt hurt. when I think about this, I get nervous and that gives me a stomach ache. I feel perfectly normal when I dont think about it. could I be pregnant? or am I just paranoid 'cause I have nothing else to think about and my mind wanders? I feel alone alot and then i start to think of this and i get consumed by the idea and it makes me very anxious to the point where my stomach gets upset and i have an anxiety attack. please help me put this thought behind me by giving your opinion on whether i could be pregnant or not. i get the feeling im really not. but i dont know. please help | | You're not pregnant. You don't get pregnant that way and besides, you have no signs or reasons to believe you are. Relax, you are over-analyzing and worrying over nothing. If people got preggo by doing that, the world would be overrun with babies..lol. |
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